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A never ending series of planes

Posted on September 21st, 2011

The Eiffel TowerIt’s been difficult to process my life these days. I haven’t had enough down time to put all of these things into words.

I’m half surprised that I’ve remained committed to this blog.  It started off as a way to get art up and a reason to keep the website updated. It’s become much more personal over the years. I’m doing this for me.

After our little bicycle trip through France, we spent the next few weeks at our temporary apartment in Paris. There was a little trip to Antwerp, Iceland and a whole lot of tourist sightseeing to be done in Paris. I’ll let the pictures do most of the talking. Let’s just say that it was a trip of a lifetime.

We got back into Seattle right in the middle of an Indian summer.The first official (not including Labor Day) cyclocross race of the season was held in a giant, fast, dust-bowl of a course. I flatted out midway through my second lap. I was feeling pretty good, but it didn’t really matter. It was good to be home again.

We spent 3 days at work and then got right back on a plane to Honolulu. Jane’s wonderful father had passed away while retired in the Philippines. It was wonderful to see that side of the family again. It’s been about 4 years and all of the kids are getting so big. We are committed to getting out there more often. I mean… it is Hawaii after all. The obvious downside to that is the fact that it costs so damn much to buy the plane tickets.

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Paris Brest Paris 2011

Posted on September 3rd, 2011

DSC02822It all fades together in a way. The astounding highs and the bottomless lows. One old church at the top of a hill leads to another. Little sections of road go by unnoticed, perhaps until the return leg, perhaps never to be seen. It’s hard to keep the beauty in focus when you are running on empty.

There was never any question of whether or not I would finish, just what kind of shape I would be in at the end of it. I wasn’t being daft or overly cocky about the difficulty, I just knew in my heart that it was going to be completed.  This was the big show.

Every story that I’ve read about PBP has lived up to its spectacle. The families lined up on every street corner, at every hour, cheering you on with “Allez! Allez!” and “Bon Courage!”. I had a grin about it from the start that still hasn’t faded.

Day One (plus the first night)

I went out with the 90 hour starters along side Christopher Gay, Dylan Carney and Chris Johnston. There were hundreds of us lined up in Saint-Quentin-en-Yvelines. The 80 hour start had left just a few hours prior. They were sending randonneurs out in waves of a few hundred at a time. Our official start time was supposed to be 6pm, so we got in at 4 to line up. We didn’t leave until 7:30. It was like a line endurance test.

After the sketchy group start (rando’s aren’t exactly pack riders), we hit the suburbs of Paris to cheering crowds complete with lines of little kids to high five. I can’t explain how awesome the feeling was. Everyone was out just to see us ride our bikes and give us some encouragement. With the way the starts were staggered, these people where probably out clapping and cheering for 5 or 6 hours at a time.

The tentative plan (and why we rode the 600k straight through) was to ride through the first 525K into Carhaix for a sleep stop. This would get us a little bit ahead of the crowd at controls that were most likely going to be staying in Loudeac (449K).

DSC02710The first night was tough. We had all been up throughout the day and subjected to very warm (this PNW resident might say “hot”) temperatures while waiting to start. Our initial pace was good, but the fatigue didn’t take that long to sneak up on us. Still, every time I would start to feel a bit down, we would get to a town with amazing residents either cheering us on or offering out free water that they stocked up on just for this event.

We were fueled completely on baguette sandwiches, croissants, shitty coffee and nervous energy. That’s all it takes to ride your bike through France.

DSC02728The sun was finally up around 8am on Monday morning and we still had a whole bunch of riding ahead of us. I remember Day 2 being the hardest on the Cascade 1240k. You are just far enough in to hurt, but not even close to being done yet. We pushed through despite random bouts of fatigue that would hit us individually. It’s hard to explain why you might suddenly cut your speed in half for a couple of miles at 3pm. The highs and lows are always in waves. It’s all about the forward motion though. You can’t focus too much on the clock.

We were looking good at Loudeac. Huge crowds of families were lined up at the control in support for the riders and cheering us on. There was plenty of time to get to Carhaix without it being too late and all of us seemed really game to give it a run. About 5K outside of town, the clouds started seriously rolling in. Another 10K and the thunder hit. Lightening that started off in the distance ended up being very, very close. It was completely surreal. The roads were pitch black and covered in rainwater. France doesn’t lay down any reflective materials to catch our headlights, so every descent and turn were blind. It was one of the scariest experiences I’ve ever had on a bike.

There was a backup sleep stop in St. Nicholas (493K) that we planned on stopping at. It couldn’t have come soon enough. Thanks to the thunderstorm, the control was completely overwhelmed. I literally got the last cot and Chris and Dylan were directed to some sketchy air mattresses. We had an aggressive debate over the amount of time we should spend at the control. I was pretty convinced that I wanted to get 4+ hours of sleep. There was lots of confusion about when we needed to reach Brest and nobody was really thinking clearly.

Our sleeping arrangements had no blankets and no pillow but a paper towel lined across the cot (to keep it dry?).

Day Two

DSC02752The timing ended up not mattering since the volunteer forgot to actually wake me up and my phone stopped working. Chris Johnston had to go back in and find me to wake up me. I grabbed my wet gear and hustled as fast as I could. A pastry was crammed down my throat and we hit the road. What a way to start a day…

There was a long and steady climb out towards Brest that was covered in a layer of heavy fog. The condensation was pooling liquid onto my arms and face. It should have been uncomfortable, getting even more wet, but I was enjoying it. The halfway point was coming up soon enough.

Brest was a bit of an anticlimax though. The run in went through an industrial zone and not too many people in town seemed very excited to see us compared to the last few stops. We spent more time here than we probably should have, but we all needed a moment to lay down again and kick the shoes off. It was a relief to get here, but there was still much ahead of us.

DSC02740We stopped at a sausage stand on the side of the road for some warm food. They had run out of buns at some point and were driving out to get more. Once the girl finally came back from the store, they realized that the one thing she forgot to get was the buns. So the guy hopped in the car and peeled off. We didn’t know enough French to talk with them and they were just kind of staring awkwardly at the ground, probably embarrassed at the situation. We finally got out enough to say that we were okay with no bread. It was probably one of our longest food stops of the trip, sadly.

Service takes some getting used to here though. There is a habit of starting and finishing a complete order (payment included) before moving on to the next customer. Most of the time that isn’t a big deal, but when you batch fry an order of frites for each customer, things start to take a really long time. Being in the middle of a ‘race’, we were even more sensitive to it.

Our second sleep stop came up in Loudeac. Our pace had slowed considerably over the course of Day 2. Yet again, we were without pillows, but we at least had blankets this time around. I take the small luxuries as I can get them on these rides.

Day Three

DSC02800Two and a half hours was our official sleep total for night number two. We couldn’t afford to take any more than that. We slipped back on the road under the cover of darkness. Every contact point was in pain. The stops just made it worse.

I remember little about day 3. I know that it felt like 3 or 4 different days to complete. We were covering old ground (as the ride was an out and back), but it felt kind of like a haze in each direction. We each had our moments of suffering off of the back, regrouping at times to make sure everyone stayed awake and alert enough to finish.

We eventually rolled into Villanies la Juhel (1009K) for our third and final sleep stop. We decided on another 2 and a half our stop sleep, which works out to about 3 and a half total at the control. That put us at a little less than 8 hours of sleep for the entire ride, not counting the day that we were awake leading into the start line.

Day Four

Celebratory beersThe goal was to roll across the finish line somewhere around 10am. This put the beginning of Day 4 in the pre-dawn hours again. We had to finish by 1:40, so this should give us a solid buffer in case of any mishaps along the way.

Once the sun started to rise, we found some lovely small roads passed the lush farmland around the outskirts of Paris. The only way it would have been more idyllic is if my ass hurt less. You can’t win them all though.

The final control at Mortagne was a simple in and out affair. We were smelling “home” at the finish line and were really starting to pick up our pace. Every stop light was a challenge.

Aside from the finish line, our sights were also set on somewhere to stop for a celebratory pre-finish beer. Nothing was open because a) France doesn’t seem to do anything in the morning and b) it was still morning. We eventually found a convenience store about 10K from the finish. They had a refrigerator unit that wasn’t turned on and a shelf of warm 1664′s (Kronenburgs).

We sat out on the street, drinking and heckling our fellow riders. Most of them seemed to appreciate it. A few of them gave us their icy cold Euro-stares. They were just party poopers though.

We hit the road again and the finish finally came. There was an amazing crowd there to cheer us on, a few of our wives included. It was a definite moment of choking up, but that might have been the beers talking.

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Finish line!

The rough run in to Paris

Posted on August 9th, 2011

Almost all of SaturdayWe have a habit of procrastination. It’s helpful really, because I do my best work at the last minute. That’s what I tell myself anyway.

I’ve figured all along that most of my trouble getting ready for Paris would be either a) lack of proper training or b) last minute packing issues. Though “b” is still on the table, “a” is most certainly not an issue. I perhaps weigh a couple more pounds than I planned on, but I am as fit on the bike (short and long distance) as I’ve ever been.

So why have the last few weeks been such a nightmare?

At the end of July, we went camping at Baker Lake with some friends. It was an outstanding trip on every level (save maybe an extra hangover that I probably didn’t need). On the return leg home, my cell phone came back into range and notified me of a couple of call attempts. Jane’s brother left a message saying it was an emergency. My battery was basically almost out of juice. She managed to phone tag with him long enough to leave him a message back. It was a long ride home.

weddingThere was a note left by her uncle at our house to call her brother. It was serious. Jane’s father had passed away unexpectedly over the weekend, on his birthday to be exact, in the Philippines. Her parents have been living there for the last year or so with family. It was a lot easier to retire overseas on a military pension than it was in Hawaii.

For a long while, there was a question as to when his funeral would take place in Hawaii. The logistics of getting him back and situated was an intense process that Jane’s brother is still taking on. We got word that it will take place a little while after we get back from Paris. I hate to admit it, but that is a huge load off of our shoulders.

I’ve been working hard at getting everything prepped on my bike for packing. I never want to leave these things to chance, but I admit that I do more often than not. We have a lot of money sunk into this trip already though.

My rando buddy Joe Platzner was kind enough to let me borrow a hard case bike box for the flight over. I realized pretty quickly that my fender routed generator tail-light wasn’t going to come off very easily. I considered just snipping the wire and using my battery backup, but Dan Boxer was nice enough to see me at the last minute and install some connectors.

Almost right after I got my bike back home from his place, I noticed that my decaleur was cracked and sheering off. Holy moly… That thing holds my damn front brake on. I sent Dan an antsy and probably annoying email in a panic mode. He didn’t get back to me the very second I asked him, so I went around asking everyone else to help out. Sorry, Dan. He eventually got a hold of me and told me to swing the bike back by. There is a lot to be said for going with a local builder if you are getting a custom bike. You can seriously just bug them whenever you want about every stupid little thing.

Apologies for the spacey, schizophrenic tone of this entry. That is exactly where my head is at right now. I can’t even process this shit anymore.

Did I mention that we still haven’t really learned any French yet? We’ve got a language CD that we meant to get to. Maybe tomorrow night…